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The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.
Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
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A pit of hell in paradise Earth
East Asia is Satan's breeding ground. Japan's overexaggerated porn goods, China's overbulging cultural threat and Koreans' corruption are biggest threat to the rest of the world, not to mention our neighbour US's war-loving madness.
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Where all fake ass,ugly ass hoes,broke ass,lil biatchez live!
(WEST COAST)home of da pimpz,playaz,hustlas,gang bangerz,fine ass bitchez,sur 13,best chronic smoke,and dat SiccMade Motherfucker (Brotha Lynch Hung)
East Coast Lame:"damn yo...dem westcoast mobberz have everything money,hoes,and da best chronic...and all we have is bitchez wit missing teeth,stress,our borrowed gunz,and these 50 cents in my pocket!"
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where da bitches live only one cool man been born their and he moved to the west side the best side (tupac)
fuck nyc all bout the west coast where we where the baby blue yea thats right fuck red and fuck u to bitch
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Refers to Muslim-populated Middle Eastern and North African nations, where, usually but not necessarily, some dialect of Arabic is spoken.
Note: Phonetically "East Slum" is close to "Islam".
"Osama Bin Laden is from East Slum."
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Suburban town in CT where the hottest girls in Connecticut reside. About 70 percent of them are whores though. About 90 percent of the town is italian and everyone's last name ends with a vowel. Not much to offer here except for a bowling alley, chilis, and a couple baseball and soccer fields. Oh, and there's about 12 walgreens and rite-aids total in east haven alone. The high school kids think they're tough but they're all talk. They are also into wearing extremely tight jeans and DC/Vans shirts. If not skater punks, the rest of them are on steroids and have dumb Gotti haircuts. The only cool kids in East Haven are probably asian.
Stupid East Haven kid: yo lets go get some roids from Tony down the street from the green
Other east haven kid: sure, and after that lets go try to pick a fight with 8th graders but dont forget to get the budweiser and pot from Shawn.
Stupid East Haven kid: wait, i gotta go to walgreens and get more hair gel.
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A really confusing movie which makes no sense. Starring the hotness James Dean and some chick named Abra.
Olivia: I want to bang James Dean
Francesca: You should watch East of Eden!
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