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When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.
Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!
She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)
Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”
the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.
We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.
Another name for your fellow gay
"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"