impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.

How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”

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sick mullet

A term used by caucasian children used in place of the of "thats tight" - a term used by "African American" children.

Caucasian child #1: "Dude, the Senses Fail concert is coming up"

Caucasian child #2: "Sick Mullet!"

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ghetto mullet

while a girl is giving you head you push her head down cum on the back of her neck and then srick her hair to the cum resulting in a gettto mullet

Julian ghetto mulleted that bitch

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Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

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mullet blow

Another name for a hurricane. Hurricanes were given this name because of the dead fish that would appear washed up on the shore after a storm. This term is usually used by Southerners.

Jimmy, looks like we got us a mullet blow comin' in!

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national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are

Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!

Stuned mullet

just a funny thing were u wiggle your body while your jumping and land on your tummy prefably in a pool or on a bed.

go out and do it. its fun and funny

oi chuck a stuned mullet

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