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when u licking the pussy and she squirts in your boots
Bro i was having sex with her and she gave me pilgrim shoes!
The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.
"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."
I means someone has the intelligence of a foot, or someone is stupid.
Hunter has a shoe brain.
shoe-stringer
(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with intentional price gouging?
lesbian shoes are doc martens
dave - “she’s wear lesbian shoes”
gal - “those are just her doc martens”
That one person that be steppin on yo new pair of Jordan's for no apparent reason.
Willson: Yo Jasonaenae look at my new Jays.
Jasonaenae: Damnn boy those are tight.
Nellynell: * stomps on Willson's shoes out of nowhere *
Willson: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN MAN. THE FUCK IS WRONG WICHYA YOU DAMN SHOE KILLA!?
Nellynell: * shrugs and walks away *
Willson's: * trips Nellynell* Bitch.
Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.