Pre teen

Loud and whiney, usually found roaming around the mall trying to be 'grown up' while shopping at Limited 2. Idolize Hillary Fluff and Hannah Montana. Demand respect and attention at all times. Most have not started puberty yet, but walk around in tight jeans and mini skirts with no hips or tits and crappy, trendy haircuts.

"what a pre teen. She wants expensive 'big girl' stuff like high heeled shoes, make up and clothes, but still secretly watches Nickelodeon. what a tool"

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Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

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Pre stoned

Getting stoned before your friend comes over to smoke

Kayla's coming over to smoke I better get pre stoned

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Pre-Request

To ask someone if they will be your friend on a social networking site before you actually send a request.

"Yeah, I have a MySpace."
"Oh, will you add me?"
"Yeah, just send me a request!"
~Later~
"Oh, it's the girl that pre-requested me today!"

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Pre-Dog

Pre-dog (pree dog) - the technical term for a fetus canine. Also known lovingly as a "puppy"

Charlie is such an adorable pre-dog!

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pre-lationship

This is one of many other words starting with re that can be changed to starting with pre in the event of this occuring before

Pre-lationship often precedes the actual relationship as an introductory phase.

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pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

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