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When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face
"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"
The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.
Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.
The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.