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The sliding rear window on a pickup truck. Your beer cans/bottles are not considered open containters when they are in the bed of your truck.
Dude, chuck your brew through the beer window when you are done with it.
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1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.
2. actually shopping for new windows
3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"
2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"
3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"
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Mentally retarded child licking the window of his school bus while watching the outside world.
What are you, a window licker?
He is so stupid. He must be a window licker
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Since the advent of that abominable Vista, Windows XP has officially become not only the best operating system Microsoft has ever released, but one of the best operating systems EVER released.
All my computers run Windows XP. The new laptop I bought came preset with Vista so I did a clean install of Windows XP only to discover that none of the hardware was compatible. I later woke up in the hospital after having suffered a myocardial infarction due to being extremely pissed off.
Shame on you Microsoft. You've disappointed us all with your fucking Vista.
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The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.
Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.
Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.
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It's the best OS that Microsoft ever made!
-Hey, look at my new Mac with Snow Leopard!
-Throw it away! Get Windows 7!
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When you're at a red light get the person in the passenger seat to roll down their window and ask the driver in the next lane to roll down theirs. Once they do, roll yours back up and stare straight ahead. Try as hard as you can not to laugh.
Erick pulled The Window Game on some lady and she got all mad. She cut us off and started yelling at us at the next light. I couldn't stop laughing.
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