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n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.
v. To have homosexual intercourse.
Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once
Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder
A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!
Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
if you survived a fire someone can legally call you auggie from wonder
The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."
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A one-night stand.
You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.
Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.
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