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When your girlfriend threatens to fart in your face while your asleep. So, you sleep with one eye open, while doing so, the woman's poop particles enters your eye, giving the man pink eye.
She was so mad, she threatened to give him a South Frontenac Stink Eye.
A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme
1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee
An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.
Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready
A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
1. Someone who has very distinguishing vision.
2. A compliment for long vision.
1. My friend has a sniper's eye and can tell the difference between almost anything!
2. You have a nice sniper's eye.
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!
Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.