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Author of "A Drink from the Looking Glass." Made most of his Literary Works while incarcerated in the Hole at the LCJ. He's probably still there right now.
Person 1: Have you read anything by B. Swope?
Person 2: Why yes, officer, I have.
The Three B's are things everyone needs to have a Healthy Life, Booze, Bitches, and Blow. They don't have to be in that order, but they are needed to sustain a happy healthy life.
E "You know for a Happy, Healthy life you need the Three B's." J "What are the Three B's?" E "Booze, Bitches, and Blow!"
A planet constructed from CaseOh’s body mass after he ran off with all his clothes off and flew into the air after his asscheeks clapped so hard together it made turbulence.
“Oh crap! Seton B is blocking the sun!”
the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?
A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).
Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???
A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?