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Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Like a layer of puss over your eye clouding your vision
Wow I must have puss eye right now
When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
When you're high af and the eyes are squinting
you have sandwich eyes
When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
The ability to find stuff in your purse without looking.
I'm driving in my car and realized it's in my purse. So I reached in my purse with my seeing eye fingers to find it