A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.
Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes
Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear
Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
She has a John gonzales milkshake
he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza
"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"
Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave
Hey is that Kaitlyn St John
Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends
John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.