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Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl
damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl
He is the definition of toxic masculinity
Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”
a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious
"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"
Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)
"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."