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Cats: ( Noun )
Pure evil, the fall of man kind, the cutest animal that is in every house on this side of the world. They will scratch you to pieces with no remorse, but if you step on their tails you feel like crap.
Look at that cat over there, it’s so cute!
A little fucker WHO WONT STOP SCRATCHING ME, also very cute
tyrone: yo is that your cat?
sans: yea its a little fucker
The funniest animals on earth.
Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.
Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
Uk definiton for a individual you sell drugs to.
The most glorious creature known by man and feared by all, this powerful creature will demand attention and it KNOWS how to get it, with its teeth like nails and ears so powerful not even elephants can match it its claws are sharper than a hawks claws, dont let its size fool you
“I ran into a cat one day, I payed my respects to the magnificent giant”
A three letter word used to describe a domesticated animal or pet, that will bite your face off and never ever obey you. Almost everyone is allergic to them. BUT most people like them so they deal with it. "Cat" also describes other types...i.e., large, wild animals. Although more of an archaic reference now because it must have offended so many people that after all of the people that actually loved bigger cats used the word, they had to be bludgeoned to death lest word got out. So better be referring to a smaller cat, if you know what's good for you--mostly domestic. The larger 'cats' may be extinct or near to it or in captivity somewhere eating cornflakes and cabbage while being hideously being taught gender confusion. And farting a lot.
Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
My cat has no fleas. Unless it has been in someone else's stinking, nasty yard or is trying to tell me he/she is being poisoned by yeah...
the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.