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someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game
Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"
If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"
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to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.
say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.
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The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.
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Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
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Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.
"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."
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You get to “spank your monkey” once for free in the month of November
Your free nut pass for November boys
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