The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.
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The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.
"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."
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HOME OF THE BUCS! BUC NATION! a high school full of crack addicts that think itβs cool to vape and smoke weed in the bathroom. you will always catch somebody asking for eye drops. half the grade is mexican well the other half is the privledged whites from Little Silver. we like to show Red Bank Catholic High School that Red Bank Regional is the only school in Red Bank. we also fight Rumson Fair Haven High School for Ridge Road.
Dude, we play Red Bank Regional High School tomorrow, you think theyβll have blunts at the game?
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THE true alternative band. i love what they have done over the last 20 plus years.
stadium arcadium is very weak. the red hot chili peppers still rock though.
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1. Some kind of political thing.
2. One of the best (note: your mileage may vary) machinimas out there, and better than more than half the stuff on television. Featuring at the beginning two teams fighting over a useless canyon, over time it grew into something more. In RvB: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, they start out, you get comfortable with the characters, the rookies are introduced, then Tex, Church's ex girlfriend comes in. She kills Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, the Red rookie. Later, "Doc" DuFresne comes in and heals both teams. Before the Reds and Blues try to save Church and Griff and stop O'Malley(an AI), who has taken over Doc, hired a dangerous freelancer from Tex's past (Agent Wyoming), and of course convinced the Reds' robot, Lopez, to join them. After a freak accident with the weather machine (you have to see it) the everyone but Church is sent to the future (in Halo 2 maps), while he is sent to the past (Marathon maps). Church tries to fix the bad things that happen in Blood Gulch, but ends up causing them. He eventually gets back to the future (not the movie lol) and eventually the Reds and Blues find the future version of Blood Gulch, and crazy shit goes on. Tucker gets impregnated by an alien, has a baby, Griff's sister comes and joins the Blue Team and in the end.... You have to see it. No, seriously. I can't tell you the awesomeness and funny in this. It'd be kinda like dividing by zero. Later there are more series, but I have no more room. Alas...
Some Red VS Blue quotes:
Sarge: Ah!!! Repent! Repent!
Donut: Sarge, you're not in hell!
Simmons: Griff and I are on a peninsula-
Sarge: YOU'RE ON GRIFF'S WHAT!?
Simmons:We're on a LEDGE! PENINSULAR LEDGE!
Doc: You'd be surprised what Caboose'll do for a cookie and some juice!
Caboose: Church... If I die... I want you to have my cookie!
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Being on the receiving end of a glory hole; sucking a dick through a hole in the wall
This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers fans are for the most part chill people, they like their music taste. They usually tend to listen to only the RHCP for months on end, without listening to other music. It can be a little annoying hearing can't stop on repeat whenever your near them.
They also tend to listen for the bass in the songs, and is probably a bass player themselves. But eventually the loop of californication and zephyr song will brain wash them and they won't know when one song ends or one begins. And they make complete tonal shift and barely listen to them after that.
Example of a RHCP fan in sentence form:
My friend is a Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan, and he CAN'T STOP talking about Flea!