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Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll
Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
When you fart while sitting down but instead of going out of your butt cheeks it goes back into your ass.
Bro, I farted in class today and I thought people were gonna hear it but it turned into a bum flum.
My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.
Carl is a bum-bailiff.
A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult
My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'