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Totally not in love with a girl named ella
Wow Grayson Alexander orlando is really in love with her
The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco
Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
A business man and an entrepreneur born on September 26th, 1987 in Omoku Town, Nigeria. He is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES.
Alexander Pym Allison is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES LIMITED
Alexander Pym Allison is a paragon of a perfect gentleman. He is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He will always stick by your side no matter what. He is very wise and thinks ahead of time. He is a futuristic person. An Idealistic and a Realist. He take his time before does anything, he would never do things on in pulse. A brilliant counselor and guide. In fact you will never loss your way if you stick around this guy. I count myself fortunate to know and be known by this guy.
Alexander Pym Allison is the best friend one could ever ask for
An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.
A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.
Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!
ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!
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he knows all and is all
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db