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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.
Love, the Pistons
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a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!
*the room goes silent*
Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
A Legally Registered Sex Offender
Hurts: *Knocks on door*
Guy: Hello?
Hurts: I am legally here to tell you I am a hurts
Guy: Thanks for notifying me just stay away from my children