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Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"
When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.
My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
The act of "Pillow Fucking" can be used for pleasure in both males and females. The most common ways for men is to make a slit in the pillow (being careful not to rip the stitching of your new cut) and fill two bags of soup that is at a temperature of 96.2 degrees Fahrenheit (thus to not burn your penis but to give a pleasant feeling) and then slide your penis in between the two bags and have intercourse. A way for women (me not being a women being a problem so ai do not know the most common way) is to either plainly hump the pillow, tie a corner I to a knot to increase the hardness, or to just "stuff it in"
Johnny decided to change his nightly routine and decided to try pillow fucking.
A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!
When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows