( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.
I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.
"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"
The act of scrweing your girlfriend in a port-o-potty
I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!
A dessert of port wine mixed with vanilla ice cream. Creating an ice cream port float.
They ordered a blood vanilla port for dessert after their dinner.
When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.
“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”
When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies
hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you
The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.
Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum