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When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.
“I’m from Port Republic” “where?”
A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.
Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.
The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.
During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.
i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend
The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope
“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”
A rather demure term for a bathroom.
-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.
-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.
*No problem. I love you!
Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.