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Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 21, 2023


Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020


lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.

"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"

by Cravicky July 27, 2021


oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap

Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna

by rigjaculation April 23, 2023


Oil Rig

The acronym used by chemistry students to help them understand the concept of reduction and oxidation in terms of electron movement between chemical species.

Oxidation Is Loss of electrons
Reduction Is Gain of electrons{

*Opens up chemistry paper*

“Oh shit i cant remember how to do this.
What was it man ffs?? ....Kawabonga!!!! I remember it now. Oil Rig”

by TacticalTahith March 24, 2019


oil rig

when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.

I'm about to oil rig that sweet ass.

by brownbag1349 April 19, 2016


oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat April 18, 2018