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dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

by Spazmatism December 8, 2022


airplane dress

A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!

Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!

by skeddy0805 February 10, 2016


I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

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Dress the corn

To shuck the corn. Synonymous phrase. Familiar to Eastern and Central PA

“He done went and dress the corn Pa

by PhillyPat May 7, 2022


Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 27, 2009


The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

by Ervaela February 27, 2015


Floral dress Derogatory

floral dress derogatory is a woman who wears floral dresses because she's big.

look at Rebecca, she's wearing a floral dress derogatory

by ValkMayhem July 13, 2022