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A woman takes a long time getting from point A to point B, therefore leaving 1 or more gentlemen on hold.
My lady friend said she had to pee before leaving. It took about 10 minutes for her to finally show. Slow as a snail trail I would say.
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the white pastey substance from a vagina that is absolutly fucking revolting and tends to smell of belly button fuzz and bad slurpie; when whipped on something it tends to leave a trail like that of a garden slug on cement. When combined with Elmers Glue it turns into Elmers Mayo
adrian: isabelle your so wet
isabelle : i know
adrian: ahahaha
isabelle: ew! dont wipe that slug trail on my legs!
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a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
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I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"
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Taking the road less travled. Being a pioneer of trends instead of following them.
Damn is he bringing back the crew cuts? Thats ballsy. Oregon trail swag right there.
When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.
When you bust a nut into some trail mix.
Dude you know that that’s international trail mix.
Yeah I know.