Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"
"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.
As opposed to the companion"back cushion"
"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."
location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool
*Lebron dunks on someone *
OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK
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A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.