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my bro: look i am playing call of duty mobile
me:"calls police"
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A recently released (November 2022) game that is a sequel/revamp to Call of Duty: Warzone. This game either makes you feel like a literal god or a mentally stunted 4 year old. Not to mention the new DMZ gamemode where dying makes you lose all your shit. Little Timmy can ruin your day by running you over on your last match of the night when you were seconds away from a successful exfil. That is, if you can even make it to exfil before the AI with literal aimbot can wipe your squad with two bullets from 1,000,000 meters away. But, look! You can get Ghost (from modern warfare 2!!!) for the low, low price of $99.99
"Hey, you tryna hop on Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 later?"
"Thanks, but I'd rather kill myself."
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A fun world war II game, similar to that of Call of Duty 4. A game in which PrZ DismaY will shit on you in, number 1 gamebattles team. Even tough there are way too many 10 year olds who play this game its still fun to hear them cry afterwards.
PrZ DismaY will shit on you in Call of Duty: World at War
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The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
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This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)
It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)
Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"
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The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?
Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz
Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Person Number 3: *facepalm*
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a call to arms in reference to booty shaking
girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty
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