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When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.
Love, the Pistons
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a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!
*the room goes silent*
Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
"Yo pockets hurt?" is a slang phrase used primarily in confrontational or argumentative contexts. It's typically employed to question someone's emotional resilience or their reaction to a situation, suggesting that they are overly sensitive or overreacting. The phrase implies that the person's emotional 'pockets' are hurting, akin to suggesting they are financially in pain, even though the topic at hand doesn't warrant such a strong emotional response. It's a provocative and confrontational way of dismissing someone's reaction or opinion as exaggerated or unwarranted, often used to escalate a disagreement.
During the heated argument, John criticized Sarah's reaction to his comments, saying, "Yo pockets hurt?" to imply that she was being overly sensitive to his words.