i need my issue

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap

"Baby I need my issueright now"

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this b needs a c in her a

a word that may be interpetrated incorrectly... it means: this bitch needs a coconut in her arm! coined by the CUTEST Amy Santiago.

Amy: This B needs a C in her A!

Jake: *GASP*

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we need to build a wall

trumped up trickled down

bruh
trumped up trickled down we need to build a wall

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I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.

*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."

I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub

Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?