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Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"
"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.
As opposed to the companion"back cushion"
"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."
location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool
*Lebron dunks on someone *
OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK
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Ass tissue, noun
Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!