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A type of long fabric to clean the sweat off.
Get the towels man. We lost in the game man.
A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
That guy is such a towel, he he made a wither farm and then 1v5’d us and won.
When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first
Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.
Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.
"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"
Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.