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The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
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Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.
Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.
Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?
Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.
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As said by a great many numbers of religions, "The Fate of Man is to be Judged by God, when the end times are due." This is, however, not the case. The Ultimate Fate of Man is to become what we humans have created - religion. Our destiny is to become Gods via evolution of our brain, which in turn, will create complex, more advanced civilizations. These "Immortal Humans" will, in the future, be able to create universes at will, thus rendering them as having a God-like nature.
Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" shows Man having God-like intellogence, which is, of course, the Ultimate Fate of Man.
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The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
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using an opened can of beer spread a girls vaginal lips to insert the open beer, than have her do a headstand until beer can is empty.
My girl did the ultimate beer chug with this new beer called vag friendly light
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A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.
Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)
Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.
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its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground
Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling
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