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Someone you meet up with online and masturbate with on cam. There are two likely outcomes to this situation- you either eventually get over each other, or eventually get under each other. It depends on how excellent and sexy the wank buddy is as to which you will allow to happen.
A classic mistake is performed by the "one sided" wank buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. When they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he's wanking with. This leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. TAKE NOTE- Screen your prospective wank buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.
"No, I don't want to watch Glee with you, I've got plans with my wank buddy"
"Thank God I've got a wank buddy, or I'd just cry myself into a sexless and frustrated sleep"
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To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents.
"Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8
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The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.
Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done
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When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.
"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"
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A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.
An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.
Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"
Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".
Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"
Finding out your wank bank is empty or any pictures used for wank material are gone/deleted
Hernandez: I deleted all my nudes
Olivia: What your wank bankrupt!