A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.
I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.
Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!
Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.
The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.
shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye
I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.
Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.
It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??
The act of shoving a flaming torch up your partners ass and using the ashes as lube
Next Thursday i'm going to Wisconsin Fireball the fuck out of you Miranda.
A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.
My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.