mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.

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Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

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Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

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like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

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this post will be the most liked post

Because u helped to like this post
Pls like!!

Q: Will this post will be the most liked post?
A: Certainly!
Pls like me!!

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two three step like winterfresh

A new dance that makes you feel fresh like winterfresh gum.

Im bout to two three step like winterfresh at tha club tonight!

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Ur entire genus likes penis

The absolute, unequaled god-tier insult of the "ur mom gay, lol" insults. It is so strong that an entire genus living creatures dies as a result of evoking it.

German Shepard Dog: *Barks
Owner: Shut up, ur entire genus likes penis!
*Every German Shepard in existance explodes, and the remains evaporate out of existance

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