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a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.
Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!
Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!
*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*
A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"
"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"
*breathes*
When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.
A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together
noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.
"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."