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Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver
“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.