She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

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You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

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You look like you can’t swim

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.

Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

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Dat Shit Look Like Playdough

The phrase uttered by a fellow club-goer when a rather large woman decides to bootydance, thinking she is indeed, the shit.

Chris: Eww, check out that McFatass trying to grind on Allen!

Brandon: Dat Shit Look Like Playdough!

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Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all

Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple

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Jin likes to talk about the weather

A term derived from Jin Likes Turtles. Can be used in the same way.

Person 1: Dude..and it was so awkward, he was like coming on to me.

*Awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes to talk about the weather

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Make Like Pig Latin and Amscray

To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.

A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.

"Zoinks!" yelled Shaggy, "This place is haunted! Let's make like Pig Latin and Amscray!"

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