An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.
Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?
E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.
Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.
Stands for “suck an egg”.
That man can go s-a-e, he’s so annoying
Literally the way to write a 4 in between a 5
"How do you write a four in between a five?"
"F(IV)E.)
The crease between your shin and thigh, opposite of knee.
My E-pit itches.
Someone who goes into a bathroom with another guy to “do stuff”
Chris: yo how did you guys get kicked out of the party
Cookies: they caught me doing an E man