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Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.
Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"
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1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
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Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.
Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.
Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
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A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.
Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.
When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements.
a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.
"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat."
When you masturbate to something shameful
Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.