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"Amanda Is a millennium baby because she was born in 2000"
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What someone says to a woman who is looking smoking hot.
"Damn, baby! You look fine in that thong."
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A "Bottom Baby" is a baby whose head was crushed while in the womb.
This is caused by a mother having twins and the baby on top crushes the baby on the bottom, AKA Bottom Baby's head.
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Dude that guy is sooooo dumb, he must be a bottom baby.
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When a woman is really in love with the idea of having a baby and thus wants to ogle every baby or baby-item she sees. She may not mentally want to get pregnant, but she has the physical and emotional urge.
I have had the baby lust for a few years. Thankfully, everyone around me keeps having them so that is helping me hold off a bit.
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The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.
Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.
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This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
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A verb referring to when you have had too much food at an all you can eat restaurant, and are so full that you look a few months pregnant, needing to take a huge crap therefore relieving of that crap "baby".
S: OMG guys, my stomach hurts so bad from all you can eat sushi.
N: So go and pass a baby, and then come back and have some more!