Dinner Bat

1. A disturbing creature that is hairless, sports large ears & saucer-like eyes. Namely, a cat.

2. A nickname for people named Amber & Dave.

"Whoa, what the hell is this thing? I think it's some kind of dinner bat. HELLO DINNER BAT!!!" - Cliff Yablonski

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Bat-wings

When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.

Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.

When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.

"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"

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Low-bat

When your cellphone's batterry charge is about to be depleted

Sorry bro' I cant call yoiu back. I'm low-bat.

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bat rat

someone who masturbates an awful lot.

Tom; where is Jim
Paddy; gone for another wank
Tom; he sure is a bat rat that is like his sixth today.

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Death Bat

The Logo of the band Avenged Sevenfold. also the picture on the cover of the album waking the fallen (by avenged sevenfold)

All of my Avenged Sevenfold shirts have at least one Death Bat on them.

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bat wing

When the ball sack gets stuck to the side of the leg forming what seems to look like a bat wing.

I stood up and got a major bat wing.

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football bat

Noun. A slang term for a queer or gay male. Used in a similar manner as three dollar bill.

Did you see how Bruce was dancing? That guy is as queer as a football bat.

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