Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

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Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

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wet blanket

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.

Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."

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warm blanket

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.

"she gave herself a warm blanket ."

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blanket party

When a group of male, prepubescent teens gather in a room, each with individual blankets draped over their laps whilst watching pornography. What happens under each child's blanket goes unspoken.

damn... my son and all his weird friends really love to jack off together. must be some sort of blanket party.

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Fire Blanket

When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.

Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.

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wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

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