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Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."
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When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.
Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.
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A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.
Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.
A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋
I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.
When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.
Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”
a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!
2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?