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a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.
"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"
High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
Hello do you have twat cream?
The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.
I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night
When you ejaculate on a bee hive
Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!
A more fun way of saying Condom.
Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!