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Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens
Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt
A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.
1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.
2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
a cereal i'm eating right now.
Captain crunch tastes gud
When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"