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dumb stupid lookin doll ass who deserves to be thrown into a microwave so his stupid ass doll limbs can crumple into dust. the mother community has taken a particular disliking to him, for good reason.
Person 1: “Oh have you heard of Lou from ugly dolls”
Person 2: “yea that dumb fuck doesn’t deserve basic human rights.”
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A nymphomaniac girl with a reasonable amount of psycotic problems; not completely crazy but close. A sex fiend with an extreme amount of creativity when it comes to playtime activities. She will never turn down BDSM but will probably be one of the two extremes, a dominatrix or supremely submissive, when it comes to either BD or SM.
My emo rag doll wore me out man, my penis has been busy all week.
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Listening to Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, two consenting people engage sexually. One throws the other across the room like a rag doll before penetration.
"Do you think Sam is hot?"
"Yeah, I'd let him do anything to me. Even give me the Maple Leaf Rag Doll"
Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences
Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.
A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG
Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...
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Lacey the Baby Doll is a dollar store bought doll that can take on any challenges it gets faced with. It is water proof, and may go in hottubs, dryers, gets stucks in trees, and sometimes its head may fall off but she has a good friend named John who can duck tape it back on tight.
Girl: So what did Lacey the Baby Doll do Today?
Girl 2: She got stuck in a tree, she fell in a hottub, she fell out of a window, she got smacked against a wall, and she had a terrible makeover, but she is still ok!
Girl: Oh?
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One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.
I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?
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