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fail kid

A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.

Hugo: You're pathetic.

Jonathan(fail kid): FAIL

by hamburgercheesemacraonicheese October 20, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lebanon Fail

A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.

I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.

I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.

by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fail Whale

a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic fail

General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.

Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.

Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.

Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera

by Theydrick October 18, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.

"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"

by Anonynoose February 23, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou November 1, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž