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Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize
The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.
Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
The greatest animal rights activist who ever lived.
Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog
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Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.
Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!
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A place where nothing makes sense.
Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
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A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.
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Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.
Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu
Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*
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