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Stuck he's dik in a fan and fucking duead
Damn my nigga Jon stuck he's dik in a fan he's dead
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The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
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A conversation in a bar that is so loud that the people having the conversation can't hear each other well enough, so they simply start responding with the responses of "WHAT", "YEAH", and "OKAY."
As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.
An example of a "Lil Jon-versation," as described taking place at a crowed, loud dance club:
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
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Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.
Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"
Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"
Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"
Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."
A term used by the internet celebrity Jesse Cox in which one equips a shotgun and rams it up the ass of their enemies before firing.
"And that... is how you Jon Wu Style someone."
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1. Fairy
2. Nancy
3. Idiot
4. Dislike
5. Pretty cool
6. Senators...
7. Lots to hate
8. Love that guy
9. Should I keep going?
10. Yup.
11. BOS
12. I miss Dupree
1. Jon Anthony is a fairy.
2. If his parents hadn't named him Jon, they would have called him Nancy.
3. I'm an idiot.
4. 'nuf said.
5. Opposite day. What up!
6. Yaa...
7. Lots to love... *cough* What?
8. Seriously.
9. Kept going.
10. Sure did.
11. That's crap. Stanley Cup 2011
12. No more video.
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When Yes just isn't enough.
It is a mountain man phrase that means more YES than YES!
Geoff Culver, renowned mountain man describes this "heck yes" answer as his reply for everything that needs a definite YES.
Question - Would you like another shot of 12 year old scotch?
Reply- "Do-Jon-Eh!, make it 2"
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