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Giant Midget Ass

Adj.

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula June 28, 2007

355๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 13, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 1, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angry Midgets On Acid

Midgets that are angry and on acid.

"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."

by dixintha March 26, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

512๐Ÿ‘ 281๐Ÿ‘Ž