Adj.
An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.
Implication: should not reproduce.
"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."
"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"
"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."
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The second most greatest thing since the holocaust
person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.
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The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.
I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.
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Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
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Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.
Dude, It's midget fucking time!
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Midgets that are angry and on acid.
"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."
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An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.
The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!
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